He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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