That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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