Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That accounts for only three of the penises
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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