isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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