yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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