dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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