I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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