do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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