butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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