a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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