I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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