too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Randomize
