Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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