Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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