theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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