It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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