she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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