So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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I think I just shit out all my problems.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Congratulations! We have a period
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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