So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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