? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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