so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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