return my video game
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
