the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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