There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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