Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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