weddingsv make me drug and hornr
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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