If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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