she looked like the bat from fern gully.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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