break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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