for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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