i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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