i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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