"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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