really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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