enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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