Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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