Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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