I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
