Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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