tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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