Whod you bang
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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