Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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