Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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