What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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