he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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