I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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