Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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