are you still at the devil's house?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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