Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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