i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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