we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it's like iHOP with fire
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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