is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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