Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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