Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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