I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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